I live in an off-campus apartment complex that is cheap and perfect for college students. In a situation as this, there are often parties and loud music. It comes with the terrority, although our landlords don't put up with out-of-control situations. But we live in close quarters, and everyone hears everything. Generally I have no issue with this situation. I like knowing there are other people around. With the arrival of warm weather, the windows are open and the noise level rises a bit. But with that warm weather also comes the end of the normal semester and most of the apartments are now empty. Those that are left here have become a little community. It's nice and I enjoy it. Though there are a few odd characters in the bunch.
Take the boys who just moved in next door. They spend hours a day (yes, I said hours a day) outside playing with fake swords and gladiator type things. Different, but not really a big deal. Until the capes came out. Then they passed from different into odd. But it doesn't hurt me or bother me, and they seem to enjoy themselves, so I let them be.
A few mornings ago, I got up climbed into the shower. I was rinsing the shampoo out of my hair when the music started. My first thought was someone turned the stereo on in my apartment. I started to panic, wondering who was in my apartment, how did they get in and what the hell were they doing? And if someone was in the apartment, what was I going to do about it? Armed with the heaviest bottle of shampoo, I climbed out of the shower, pulled on my bathroom and poked my still soapy head out of the bathroom. At this point, I realized it wasn't my stereo; it was coming from just outside my window. The boys next door had stretched their stereo outside so they could play music as they fought. Not a huge deal, but it was a little on the loud side. It was mostly German headbanger music but the stuff in English had a lot of cursing. It annoyed me, but what excatly could I do about it? It was daylight hours and I didn't want to come off seeming like an impossible neighbor. As I finished my shower, the gears in my head began to spin. If they could listen to their music, so could I.
Have you ever heard of Wagner? I have an album called "Magic Fire Music" which is all music written by him. So I popped that on and cranked my stereo to about 1/3 volume. What's great about Wagner is that he balances the loud intensity with soft intensity. First, you barely hear anything and then in smashes the brass section. I peeked from behind my shades, and though the boys were surprised, it wasn't being quite as effective as I had hoped. So I began flipping through my vinyl collection to see what else I had. I have a great recording of Scheherezade, but it wasn't quite loud enough to overpower their music.
Have you ever heard Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture? It starts off very soft with a beautiful choral melody and builds to that well-known ending, complete with church bells and real canon fire. I cranked my stereo up to about 3/4 volume and went back to balancing my checkbook. I'm pretty sure the whole neighborhood felt that ending. But I made my point, because when the piece ended, the boys turned down their music to a more neighborhood friendly level. Classical music on vinyl for the win!
I talked to one of the other neighbors later who said he was mad at those boys. He has a little girl and he didn't want her to hear those explicit lyrics. He felt there was no reason for their music to be that loud. But then someone else started playing "that nuclear test piece" and blocked them out. I was worried he would be upset with me too, but I 'fessed up to being the second music. He thought that was absolutly hysterical. The reference to the nuclear test is that video footage of nuclear testing is often accompanied by that little snippet's theme. He knew it was a classical piece and said he much prefered his daughter hearing that than the curses.
So: Headbanger Music - 0; Classical Music - 1
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